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  1. I had a dream last night and in my dream I had died and gone to heaven. When I got there saint Peter met me at the gate and he said “Hi Peter what are you doing here?” I said I dont know and I dont think I should be here. He said well hang about here and I will go check the log book and see whats going on. Whilst he was away I noticed a door and being an inquisitive sort of person I just had to have a look. Inside it was like a huge warehouse with racks of what looked like clocks. These however had a Digital number in the middle and one red hand which on some clocks moved 360 degrees while the digital number increased by 1. Each clock had a name under it. Suddenly Saint Peter was there and he said I should not be in the clock room and I should not be in heaven yet as a mistake had been made.
    As I was leaving I asked him what the meaning of the clocks was. He told me that every time a person on earth masturbated their clock recorded it with the hand doing one rotation. I said that is strange I cant see one for my mate Ron Steven Saint Peter said oh that one we use as a fan in the office!

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